Best holiday suiveneer ever

So my mums been in greece for a week and she got back like five miniuts ago and she handed me a wraped present my first question was "can i eat it?" She said yes then i opened it to find a scorpion preserved in a glass case fuckin awesome now i have to start a collection of stuff like this! Also got a pair of fake ray ban sunglasses so i can protect my eyes from the sun while i sit in my bead room playing games lol